Detox Socks

Never fear heavy metals or the pox

Just go out and buy some detox socks.
Don’t think of the negatives or the flaws
Just let those toxins flow out your pores.
You just relax and sit right back
Then watch in awe, as your feet turn black.

Take them home with pride, still in the box

Then lift the lid and admire your detox socks.
Take out your teeth, put them in the jar
And light up that great big Havana cigar.
Give your kidneys and liver a rest
Help your immune system, give it some zest.

Never fear heavy metals or the pox
Just go out and buy some detox socks.
After debauchery, toxins escape through each sole
As you watch each foot turn as black as coal.
You know you were as cunning as a fox
When you went and bought those detox socks.

Never a care over bouts of heavy drinking
Don’t lose time over worry or thinking.
So drink away, eat crisps and chocs
But don’t forget those detox socks.
You just relax and sit right back
Then watch in awe, as your feet turn black.

 Martin Delemare

14^th April 2017

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