I Told You Not to Go

Feeling a little ill, so you are.
Told you not to go to that sushi bar.

We’ve seen it all before you know.
Spy seeking to hide here and so
They sent a very nasty looking fella
With poisoned tip on his umbrella.

Feeling a little ill, so you are.
Told you not to go to that sushi bar.

Stick to Danish lump fish caviar
With no deadly thallium to mar
Your classic good looks and hair so thick
But now you’re poorly, rotten sick.

Feeling a little ill, so you are.
Told you not to go to that sushi bar.

Martin Delemare
20th November 2006